365 quotes about retirement, work, Mondays and quitting time – for exactly 1.–. The money goes into my pension. Honestly. That's the whole deal.
The very same quote everyone sees in the app today – worldwide, in their own language.
One moment – fishing today's quote out of the pension pot …
Those were your 5 bonus quotes for today. The other 360 are in the app — for 1.–.
Get the app →365 quotes in six categories – this is just a taste. The full collection lives in the app.
1 dollar · 1 euro · 1 franc – depending on your country.
This app costs 1.–. Exactly 1.–. After Apple takes its cut, the money goes straight into my pension. No fine print, no subscription, no ads, no data. Just you, me, and my dream of a deck chair.
0.0001% – barely visible, but it's there. Much like my willpower to save.
And yet there's surprisingly much in here.
A new quote every day, a whole year without repeating itself. Everyone worldwide sees the same quote on the same day.
Retirement, work, Mondays & life, money, after work – and “The Deal”, where the app cheerfully mocks itself.
Today's quote right on your Home Screen or Lock Screen – it changes on its own every night at midnight.
English, German, Spanish, French, Italian and Chinese – the app follows your iPhone's language. Every joke rewritten by hand, not machine-translated.
Pass any quote on by message, mail or social media – with a single tap.
No subscription, no ads, no tracking, no account, no internet required. The app works entirely offline and collects nothing – there simply is nothing to collect.
Colourful, honest and without any fine print.
You have just officially co-funded a retirement. The app tells you so to your face.
A new quote every day on a colourful card – with a dice button for bonus quotes and a share button.
All 365 quotes, sorted by category – to browse, copy and pass along.
Funding progress (0.0001%), frequently asked questions and an honest answer to “Are you serious?”.
Screenshots show the German version of the app.
You pay 1.– once – and one day I get to retire. Thank you.
After Apple takes its cut, it lands in a very boring bank account, where it patiently waits for my retirement. Promise.
Yes: 365 quotes – one for every day of the year –, a widget for your Home Screen, and the warm feeling of being part of possibly the most honest business model in the world.
No. 1.– per person, that's the principle. Fair is fair. But you're welcome to tell the whole world about this app – that helps a lot more.
Let's not do the math. But every single download moves the deck chair one millimetre closer to the sea.
No. No accounts, no servers, no tracking, no ads. The app doesn't even need an internet connection. Details are in the privacy policy – it's refreshingly short.
English, German, Spanish, French, Italian and Simplified Chinese. The app follows your device language automatically; every other language gets English.
Not for now – Meine Rente is made for iPhone and iPad. If enough people ask, I'll think about it from the deck chair.
Because that's German for “my pension”, and because the name says exactly what the app is for. The app itself speaks your language – the name stays German. Some things are funnier untranslated.
Absolutely. And that's exactly why it works.
Meine Rente is nearly ready. Drop me a line if you'd like to know when it goes live – or if you simply have a quote you need to get off your chest.
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